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May 29, 2007

20 Things You Don't Need to Know About Me!

Okay, Ive been tagged like ages ago but never started on it coz I've been real busy last weekend. So all together I've been tagged by five doggie friends & they are Boo, Bruin, Luckie, Benjamin & Goofy. Actually, I only have to tell 8 things/facts that you all don't know about me, that's suppose to be the game. BUT BUT BUT, that Boo Casanova tagged me for 20 FACTS!!! Oh my gawd! Boo, are you trying to kill me??? Anyway, I have no choice now but to tell you all my secret secrets. These are things you wouldn't wanna know but here goes anyway...

1) I like to lick Faith's earwax... I find them quite tasty like honey.
I like to lick Faith's & Chloe's backside... Okay, this might be too much for you.
I love to eat my bad bad kitty sis's poop... Well, since I can't eat chocolate, poop will do just fine!
I was once run over by a bicycle my mommy rode on. It was a painful accident but I recovered real fast! Actually, this is a really secretive secret, I hope momm
y won't see this...
I hate other dogs humping me! Doesn't matter whether they're males or females. Boo, don't ever try it with me...
I was once in this false pregnancy thingy & I nursed my hoomans mini garden stones just like as if they were my real babies... Wasn't I a good mother?
Some dogs don't like me becoz of my gorgeousness & intelligence... I was attacked by a few before but I never fought back coz I'm a good girl!

Eventually I did attack one Labrador before but that was becoz she kept on humping me non-stop! She kept on dominating me in MY HOUSE!!! So, I just had to show her her place... I'm number one - O.N.E! Get it? Got it?
I hate when my hoomans or my mommy try to hug me becoz I find
it very hot...
I've been swiped a few times by kitties on the face, nose & one just under my eye. But I was just trying to make friends with them... Hhmmppff! Cats!
I sometimes disobey my hoomans & they would scold me. But still, I don't care!
My first name was NOT Amber-Mae. It was Tiara then Tyra like Tyra Banks...
I have a black dot on my tongue. Quite oogly actually!
I used to chew on my hoomans furniture but now, I don't do it anymore...
I'm a big show off & like to show off to other people what I can do! *wink*
I'm a bit scared of Faith. Yeah, that's right! That's why I never dare
to go close to her food or toys...
17) I'm always in my own world... Who's never?
18) I hate being at the vet's! Whenever I see the check-up room, I'll claw the walls beside me & struggle for life! My tail's usually between my legs too & I shiver to death...
19) I hate being in a cage! I find it scawee & tight!
20) I hate baths(who doesn't?) but I love water!

Okay Boo, is this enough for you!? Gosh, I think I'm gonna faint now... I never thought that I have to reveal all my secrets ever in my life! Now I have
to tag others. Let me see... What about you Bond & Chance-Lot?

Anyway here's a pretty picture of me for you to enjoy admiring at! Hehehehehe... See ya!


Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

That is really interesting. You are so fun, Amber and funny too.

Boy n Baby

Boo said...

amber-mae, that's a show off (photo).

yucky yuck yuck. licking ear wax! that' so disgusting!

well, i think amber-mae sounds better than tiara or tyra!

err... what about faith's??

wet wet licks


Maggie said...

You're a very honest girl Amber! BTW, the name Amber suits you much better than Tiara althought the crown on your head would totally suit you!

Love ya lots,

Simba said...

That is a lot of facts. I don't believe the earwax tastes like honey, yuck.

Simba xx

Ruby Bleu said...

Earwax and kitty poop - yucko!!! I can't believe you are afraid of faith..she always looks so quite and timid.'s always the quiet ones, huh?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Luckie the Dachie said...

Hmmmm Amber, I haven't tried ears wax. But those were very interesting 20 facts!! :)

Ben_Benjamin said...

Hmm.....amber, just let me know when u got a bf.....I'll salute him. He's really MAN !! wahahaha

Oscar Airedale said...

Phew that's a lot of facts, and some are quite gross!

Oscar x

Billy said...

Ear wax and poop? Interesting facts...

I'm sure Boo wanted to get the full picture before he tries to conquer you...but don't let him, he has too many already:) I think the ear wax might have turned him off haha!

BIG hugs and love from Billy Boo:)

Balboa said...

EEEEW, licking earwax and bums AND eating cat poo. You're gross, THAT's SO COOL!!!!!!!!

Goofy said...

Aikkksssss, u really like those wierd things?..

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh that sure is a long list of you Amber. How big did your baby rocks grow to??

~ girl girl

PerfectTosca said...

Amber I saw your cbox message asking to be on my link list but you are already there. You need a cbox girl!

Anonymous said...

Ya are on mine too because I love ya :)

I love ear wax is delicious! I don't care alot for water.......but I love baths, heehee, we are opposites!


Marvin The Dog said...

oooooooooh so many facts there Amber Mae, I am going to have to read it in instalments!!! ! ;0)

Big_Ben said...

Hi Amber! I love your pictures they are soo cute! I'm working on get my pictures on here. Lauren just took a whole bunch of pictures the other day and now she has to get them developed and I will get them up!

wally said...

AMber--Wow--what a great list! You are very ambitious with 20 items. Whew! My sissy Morgan used to clean my ear wax. That was nice of her!


ps. I've been needing to update my friends list and you'd better believe Amber-Mae is gonna be on there!

Sparky said...

Wow, that's a lot of secrets about you! I enjoyed reading them.

And that's a fantastic picture!


PreciOus said...

Hi Amber!

You look gorgeous! Can we be friends?


Sophie Brador said...

You are very admirable Amber-Mae. That's a way better name than Tyra, by the way.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Amber-Mae.
thanks for sharing your secrets with us. I am sure you have more than those 20!
Have a nice day

Pacco de Mongrel said...

i love eating cat's poo poo too...

i ate lots of them until owner doesn't let me wander around @ d garden without supervision...

Ronin_The_Pug said...

You are so funny, Amber-Mae! Kisses!

Jackson said...

Hey, thanks for sharing your intimate secrets with us! I've never tried ear wax before, so I might give it a go. J x

Puiq said...

Amber I just couldn't get past the earwax thingie... that sounds really interesting (mummy doesn't think so though so I guess I won't be getting any... thanks for welcoming me to bloggers!

Luna said...

Ewww Amber!! earwax and kitty poop?? you won the gross award..hahaha..

Charlie said...

Wow, we learned lots of new things about you, Amber!
- Charlie

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

MMMmmmm, Kitty Tootsie rolls, yummm, xxx Asta down under