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August 1, 2008

How To Eat A Burger - Doggy Style

This is a easy step-by-step manual on "How To Eat A Burger" the right way. I know many of you here who are especially food lovers tend to swallow the burger bun whole without chewing or some of you, swallow the entire burger including the buns whole until you actually get choked. No, no, no, that's not the right way to do it. You must savor it slowly, enjoy it, appreciate it. Here let me show you how...

Step One: Bite a small chunk of the burger. Chew it slowly then swallow it. Give it a few seconds for it to go down before you take another bite.

Step Two: Bite another chunk out of it. Make sure you have a good balance of the meat & bread or else it will not taste nice. Believe me...

Step Three: Take another big chunk & another till there's no more left. Make sure before you finish it, tilt your head up a little so that you expose the inside of your nostrils just for the fun of it. If you're the type who's impatient & can't help it, have a hooman to help you out like mine. Yeah, I needed her help...

Step Four: Lick the burger wrapper clean & voila! You're done!

To add more fun, you could always shred the wrapper to pieces. I enjoy doing this all the time becoz it helps my digestion faster for some reason. Oh yeah it does!

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64 comments:

Saint Lover said...

My dogs eat their burgers in just one bite!!!! lol

They should take some tips from you.

Deetz said...

Thats how I eat my burgers from McDonalds...how cool is that.
I will head right over to the kong a thon blog.
Deetzy

Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

DROOL!!!! That looks so good!
Hugs,
Sitka

River said...

We eat our burgers bite by bite because we only get ONE bite. Too many of us and I have to share. I do get to shred the paper sometimes or somebody does. We really like to do that.

love & wags,
River

Lacy said...

w00f's Amber-Mae and Sistas...me iz sooo glad u showed me how to eat my burger...me just gulps it down....

b safe,
~rocky~

Agatha and Archie said...

This was a very informative post. We are going to try this techniqe and let you know how it works for us.. Love A+A

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, you're making us drool, Amber! All the times mom promises us a whole hamburger to ourselves and then she bombs out on us! Evil woman!
We're headed over to check out the new blog!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

The closest I've gotten to a burger lately was a mysterious package laying on the sidewalk ... H-Mom does them on the George Foreman and I am NEVER invited. I have a "sensitive" stomach (she says) ...

Snoop Lim aka Noop Noop said...

*drools* That looks super yummy Amber mae!!!

Hero said...

That was a great tutorial!! Whenever my family eats burgers, which isn't very often, I only eat the meat patty, becuase I don't like bread.

Joe Stains said...

You are seriously the luckiest dog in the world to get your own hamburger!

Kodak the Eskie said...

OMG Amber Mae, you got to eat a whole burger?!!! I'm drooling. My mommy gives me such little bits of people food, I'm surprised I can even taste it! We'll have to check out this other blog thingee.

Hugs, Kodak

Faya said...

I only had one burger and it was for my first birthday. I think it is time to ask for a second one...
Kisses, Faya

Lorenza said...

Hi, Amber!
Those pictures made me feel like I was there at your house looking at you enjoying that burger!
I got the whole technique... now I need to find someone to give me a burger because I know my mom will not do it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Pacco de Mongrel said...

u alwiz makes me feeling hungry

Simba said...

I have never had a burger, if I ever do I will follow your guide to eating it.

Simba x

Huskee Boy said...

I can't believe it.. I never had a whole burger to myself!! I am with Simba, if I EVER get a burger, I will follow your guide... *cross paws*

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Wow...I've never eaten a burger like that before. Must bug Mom to buy me one! The only burger I got was bits and pieces for training...*sigh* Thanks for the tip!

Scottie

Niamh said...

Amber-mae,

You should write a book on the proper way to eat food. I am sure it would be a best seller. Very nice demonstration, especially the part about shredding the wrapper (I always do that too).''

Your friend,
Niamh

parlance said...

Amber_Mae, I wonder if you've been watching 'Inspector Rex'? It's a German police show with a dog as one of the stars and he always steals the ham rolls from the other (human) stars. He eats them just like you eat your hamburgers.

Stanislaw said...

Ooh! Tasty! You know how I feel about feasting. We should have a canine BBQ and cook us up some burgers! I like mine rare, please. Actually, I might even just eat mine raw. I'm too impatient to wait for it to cook!

Deefor said...

Very informative. Great demonstration. I will make notes and study that. Now how to I get my humans to give me a burger? I just get little pieces when I'm lucky.

Deefor

Daisy said...

Thanks for the lesson! You are very ladylike in your burger eating. And your nostrils are clean, too.

Tigerkiller said...

You should see how my dogs eat their Mac ice-cream.

Go to the latest entry at my blog

bigbrownbearbear.blogspot.com

Luc & Remy said...

Thanks for the hamburger lesson, Amber! Looks like you did it just right!

Georgeous said...

Devoured in true lady like fashion.
Yum Yum - never had burger, wallymelon or lollipop BUT I adore my kong.
love 'n'Snuffs
George

Maya and Kena said...

Oh wow Amber-Mae!
We never knew there was an actual way to eat a burger! We don't eat burgers, but our humans do. After reading this, they'll be able to truly savor the deliciousness of the "Hamburger".
Thanks fur giving us this great advice! :D
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

the 4 Bs said...

we sure do like the looks of that burger! we have had some experience eating cheeseburgers, but no human ever gave us any assistance! hee hee

woofs.

Sami & Baylee said...

Amber you sure do make your juicy burger last. What a great idea to have your hooman hold it. You sure mad eme drool. Baylee gobbles her burgers up so fast that I would be afraid to hold hers...hee hee

Love,
sami

Boo said...

YOU MADE ME DROOL!

wet wet licks

Boo

Randi said...

Awww Amber! I'm gonna have to practice & see if I can eat a yummy burger step by step!

Love & Licks,
Randi

Momoko said...

You love it very much the paper which wrapped a hamburger.

Jackson said...

Hey Amber, thanks for the lesson, but I'm sad to say that I've NEVER had a burger! Not EVER. J x

Mango said...

You are just so dainty eating your burger in three bites. And you even chewed! Amazing!

Slobbers,
Mango

Fred said...

Yum! My mom won't let me eat burgers, but maybe she'll get me a Kong!

Nessa said...

We love every picture of you ever taken. Seriously you are the most photogenic dog on earth.

Helios said...

I've never had a whole burger before. Next time I'm gonna tell my M I want my own burger.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I have not tried a burger before but I'll will eat the way you teach me. Thanks, sis!
Oh, please come over, I'll have a surprise for you.
Love.

Chinook said...

hihi! that look like a really delicious burger. u sure have patience! i gobble all my food up!!

lotsa licks,
chinook

Thor said...

I have never had a burger. I will try and make the step by step.

woof
Thor

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Very good tips for eating burgers. Congratulations on the new blog!

Levi's mom

the Corgi Girls said...

We've never had burgers, can you believe it?! We need to work on Mum about this situation!

;o)
M & I

Kirby said...

Mmmmmm now I'm craving a burger. Must have burger!

Your pal,
Kirby

Deetz said...

Thank you Amber-Mae for your thoughts and prayers that Charlotte comes home. Wow, a custome? I can't wait to see you in your custome Amber.
Deetzy

Momoko said...

Hi!I want to try to eat a hamburger, too.

Lilliana Rosalita Fuentes said...

Oh my dog that is the most delicious looking thing I have ever seen in my life! I will have to ask my mom to get me one of those!

CoCo said...

Amber, I've never had the luxury of eating a Hooman Burger. It looks delicious! I always get to smell them because my Daddy eats them a lot. I need to look into getting a taste next time, and I will be sure to follow your directions.

Hugs,
CoCo

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

You are the smartest Girlie, Amber!!! You broke down eatin' that burger into simple easy to manage steps...very educational!!!!

Did you put ketchup on it before ya started??? MMMMMMMMM!!!

Barkies,

Lacie

BrandytheGreat said...

Wow, you're tempting me..I might as well walk over to KFC and get meself one.

Abby said...

Hi, Amber-Mae...

I love burgers, too...

Abby xxxooo

The Zoo Crew said...

I'm a food hog and don't eat my burgers nearly as "neat" as you do!!

Willow

JAZZ AND DIXIE said...

Wow such control and finness! We would never be able to do the three step thing! You are lucky to get a whole burger to yourself - we can only dream!
Lix
J&D

Girl Girl Hamster said...

I wanna burger toooo~

~ Girl girl

Girasol said...

I eat my burger like that sometimes I bite my master's hand...

Nanette said...

OMD, such a polite eater you are! Stella would not have even bothered to unwrap it.

Nanette said...

OMD, such a polite eater you are! Stella would not have even bothered to unwrap it.

Dino & Family said...

Amber, you eat so daintily, what a sweetheart!
Love, Dino

Preston said...

I have to ask my mommy to get me a burger so that I can practice Amber-mae's eating burger standard protocol.

drooling..

Licks,
Preston

Amber said...

Hey Amber mae, great tips! I need to remember to chew my food before I swallow..

~Amber~

Pedro said...

Amber,

My big brother Ziggy would eat that hamburger in one bite. He's a little piggish... Honestly though, I would eat it in one bite too if it wasn't bigger than my head!

Pedro

Momoko said...

Hi!Amber.You have misunderstood it.Yesterday was my birthday.

Clover said...

Hi Amber!
Thanks for the great burger eating tips!!
Love Clover xo

Comet and BLU said...

We can't believe you got the WHOLE burger! We just usually get little parts of it. I like your technique, but BLU thinks the bun should be spit on the floor and only the burger and cheese should be eaten.
~~Comet

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Hmmm, we normally do all the steps except the last one. Maybe next time we will do that too.

Love
Boy n Baby