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March 4, 2008

Every Lady Needs A Facial

After a week of having pea soup aka creamy green kind of diarrhea (dumb medications are not working!), I demanded mommy to give me a facial to cheer me up & also hopefully, it will make my diarrhea problem go away. Since I'm the Queen of the house, she ofcourse agreed to giving me one & my sistas too. Hey, why does my sistas need facials too?

Now this is what I call being treated like a Queen at home...

Mommy applied some quality mud mask on my face. It felt a bit weird but it was quite cooling... When it started to dry up, my face felt like it was tightening up.

Just as I was falling a sleep, mommy woke me up. Can't you see how unhappy I was? I decided to taste one of the cucumbers since they fell of my eyes... It was yucky tasting!

Mommy then served me a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to freshen up my senses...

Mmm, it's quite nice but mommy, don't you know that I don't like orange juice? Where's my glass of fresh milk & broccolis???

Oh after quenching my thirst, it was time for a massage. My hooman B did a great job massaging me. It felt so gooooooooood...

After my pampering session, my poo did not get any better. Sigh... That means, more useless medications for me! When will it ever stop?


Jane said...

LOL! Amber, looking at ur photo make me laugh! SOOOO cute with the cucumbers slices on your eyes! My doggie would neevr allow me to do that :P I don't even get pampered like thattt! *envious*

Girasol said...

I wish my master would take me to spa.
I see you relaxing, getting massages, drinking smoothies, eating veggies...what a nice day did you have!

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

wow... a pampering session only to you...

i put the first photo in the phot pet blog, is so cool..

a big hug friend

BrandytheGreat said...

Whoa! YOu're one lucky fella man! My hooman is too busy nowadays! sob sob! I'm going to demand one too!!! Brandy and Gang= ON STRIKE!!!
You look sooooooooooo relaxed and having soooooooooooo much of fun and feeling soooooooooooo good in that sooooooooooo cute pic of you!

cookie said...

Oh those were super pictures!!! Love the cucumber eyes. Our mom has never given us a facial or a massaage. You are one lucky pooch.
Hope the exit department is working better soon.

Cookie and crew

Snowball said...

Poor Amber. I hope your tummy is feeling better. Ask your mum to give you some pumpkins. its supposed to be good for diarrhea.


Niamh said...

Sorry that you are still having problems with your tummy. Your person is taking really good care of you though with facials and massages. I think cucumbers are icky too, even worse than lettuce.

Feel better soon.


Amber said...

Whoa, I want to be treated as queen too. hehe. I'm sure the facial is very relaxing with the massaging. I hope your diarrhea gets better soon :(


Maggie & Mitch said...

OMG, you are SOOOOOOOOO spoiled, Amber! hehehehe No way would those cucumbers being anyplace but in our mouths! We both LOVE cucs!
We can't wait to see your challenge posting, Amber!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sami said...

Adorable Amber! I didn't even know doggies could get facials! You sure are a very pampered Golden. Mommy gives me messages but haven't got a facial yet. I hope you get feeling better!

Kisses & Licks,

Caz said...

oh I hope you are better soon, try stay clear of the orange juice that will just keep you going in the toilet department. Relax chill and hope you enjoy your massage.

Ludo the cool dude

Mack said...

I am SO glad you are getting the diva treatment you deserve pretty Amber!

Lenny said...

Amber, you deserve a lot of pampering, and I think the massages would be more effective than your yucky medicine.

Feel better soon.

Your friend, Lenny

Jackson said...

Poor Amber, I hope you feel better soon. J x

Saint Lover said...

OMG that is just too hysterical! Thanks for the good belly laugh! Amber is such a good sport!

Daisy said...

Amber, you deserve some good pampering. I do not think I would enjoy the taste of cucumbers, either. You have very good manners to drink from a straw.

Joe Stains said...

I sure hope things return to normal in the poo department. Girls sure are high maintenance, but I guess if you look that pretty in the end it is worth it!

Jess said...

How funny! Very creative! Amber you are such a good girl to let your Mommy do all of this "pampering" for you. We would NEVER let her do this to us...NO WAY!
Gabe The Newf & Murphy The Golden

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

You are such a lucky girl! Home Spa. What a wonderful idea!

Boy n Baby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Amber!
Your post made our day!
Sure you deserve this treatment! Too bad it did not help your tummy feel better!
Paws crossed for the meds to work soon!
Kisses and hugs

Thor said...

Facial,´re a lucky girl, Amber! Cool pictures! I hope you feel better soon!


Spencer said...

You sure are living the high life Amber! I think I'm gonna try and get the humans to give me a facial. I love to get my jowels massaged do you?

Hope your poop situation gets better soon. Try some plain broiled chicken and plain rice, it helps me.


holly said...

Wow, Amber, you live like a queen!! I'm only a princess :) I've had diarrhea off and on now for several days too, but no spa treatments yet. (hint, hint, mom) I have giardia that won't go away, even with all the far. Even the meds make me sick, but I have to take them. My mom is feeding me plain boiled rice (boiled a lot to release the starch into the water, served with the rice) and chicken. It seems to be helping some with my vomiting and diarrhea. She also got some stuff by Eagle Pack to sprinkle on my food that's hopefully going to help.

Hope you feel better SOON!!!!

By the way, I don't think I'd go for food on my eyes. All things edible belong in my mouth. Even things that are inedible, altho my mom wouldn't agree.

little Behr Behr :)


Poor Amber Mae

I'm so sorry you are still having poopoo troubles but you sure look like you did have a great facail, rubdown and the whole spa treatment.


Love ya lots & lots...Mona

Hope ya get to felling better.

CoCo said...

Amber look just like those humans getting a are so spoiled! I'm sorry to hear that you have the bad poopies. I hope you get better really soon. I think that is why my Mama will not let me eat any human food. I only get doggy stuff and sometimes some fruit if I'm lucky. Be sure to drink lots of water so you do not get dehydrated! I hope you feel better soon!

CoCo Puff

Lacy said...

woofies Amber n Sista' hopies u gits over da poopies sooon...watt a live gittin the spa mama never dose dat fur me...

b safe,

Ashley said...

Hope you get to feeling better. You look very cute in your photos, if that help :)

Max is featured in an article on MSNBC at We are pretty excited!

Feel better soon!

Noah the Airedale said...

We didn't know dogs could have facials....we've since booked ourselves in!!!! Pinkys say "fat chance". Oh well, it was worth a try since yours looks so good.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Girl Girl Hamster said...

You sure look like you're doing spa! haa.. does your face feel nicer now after the facial? Hope you get well soon

~ Girl girl

Simba said...

You certainly look very relaxed.

Simba x

Maggie said...

WOwWwwww!!! I wanna be just like you Amber! its so cooooooooooooooooooo....!!!!
i'll ask my mommy to do it for me..hehehe

Charley said...

wow Amber, what a great spa day! My mommy has never done that for me... probably because I would eat all the coocumbers and juices up so fast there would be no time for relaxing... or pixtures.

- Charley

chocolate boss said...

datin amber,

that's so cute! hehe!

licks & kisses,

Faya said...

Ohhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! I have to show this to my VĂ©ronique. I want to be treated like you are......
Kisses, Faya

Randi said...

OH Amber! You look so relaxed there with the towel thingy on your head & that refreshing OJ...sorry you don't like the cucumbers...

You should be the spokesdoggy for doggie spas everywhere...AMBER DIVA SPA!

Love & Licks,

Huskee Boy said...

Oh Amber, you are the luckiest pup around! Hmm.. were those cucumbers nice??

Pacco de Mongrel said...

u had been on diarrhea for so many days... i wonder did u get dehydrated...

orange juice and facial was like world class treatment...!!

Mango said...

Oh man, you live at a spa! You are so lucky. I like cucumbers and usually eat them right out of the garden (bad doggie, hee, hee, hee).

Maybe you should get some hot dog scented tennis balls. I bet you would find those in no time.


umekotyan said...

Good evening amber.
Is it beauty of the face?
To blossom into a beautiful girl, it :.
And, with massage.
...envying... :)

from loved ume tyan

Deefor said...

Glad you are getting pampered. Arrow had to get some medicine for his poop. The the vet gave him special food. I think it was something he ate-- deer poop, shoes, garbage-- who knows. Hope you're better.


Marla said...

That is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Wonderful!

Deetz said...

Oh my goodness, I am so sorry to hear you are having poopy problems, but it looks like your mummy is pampering you very well....I sure hope you start feeling better soon. My mummy said sometimes boiled rice with hamburger will help, she said it helped Gizmo and its yummy he says.
You take care Amber.

Seadra & Zoe said...

Wow Amber Mae... It looks like you are queen for a day!! We've never gotten a spa treatment like that!! What are the cukes doing on your eyes? Is there something that your Mom is hiding from you?

Hope you are feeling better

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Kiwigirl said...

Oh, Amber you are such a sweetheart! Hope you enjoyed your pampering session and thanks for stopping by our blog :)
We'll be back to see how your beauty treatments are going and we hope you feel better soon... creamy pea soup?? Brrh!!!

Hugs, licks and tailways from Josh and Jess

Kiwigirl said...

Hi again, Josh here. Forgot to say: I AM oversized. That's why I had to go to a pet home. I was bred for showing but the judges don't want giants like me in the ring!
Josh :)

Maya and Kena said...

Hey Amber-Mae!
OMD, that facial looks so refreshing!!! We wish we could have one.. ahhhh, we can just feel the cream on our face!!
We hope your diarrhea goes away!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Agatha and Archie said...

Did you get a pedicure later>We hope you are feelin gbetter! Love A+A

Bella said...

Amber that was sooo funnny - your hoomans !
But I think I like the idea of the massasge so will talk to my hooman about that.

wally said...


I'm so sorry you're not feeling well. You do look lovely pre and post facial! I hope you are feeling all better in time for your birthday!


Cassidy said...

Me loves the photos of your pamper session.

Sorry to hear about your poorly tum tum. Me hopes it gets better soon.

Cassidy x

Twister & Furby said...

OMG !!!!
Can you teach my Mom , at least make her look younger ? lolz....
Twister & Furby

Xsara ... said...

Wow, what a treatment! Awesome :) Xsara would have eaten the cucumbers right away, kudos for your patience!

BenTheRotti said...

oh my goodness.. Mum spent waaaaay too much time cooing over your pictures.. i'm quite insulted. She thinks you are simply adorable.. hmmm i have to admit though.. I completely agree!!

what awesome pics! You have made me and mums day!!

Hope you are feeling better now.

love, licks, tail wags and get well kisses..

Ben xxxxxx

Kirby said...

Hi Amber,

What a great day you had. I showed Mom the picture of your massage, but she would have none of it. I'm sorry your tummy is still messed up. I've often had the same poop problems. Mom makes me ground beef and rice to soothe my tummy and help firm things up 'down there'. Hope you feel better real soon!

Your pal,

Hammer said...

Hi Amber
I'm real sorry to hear that you are still not well. Does your mum know that milk can cause runny poos, or were you just joking about 'fresh milk and broccolis'. There could very well be something in your diet which is upsetting your tummie. Hope it is sorted out very soon.
I'm glad I'm not a girl. I wouldn't like to have mud on my face, cucumbers over my eyes and a pink towel on my head .. hehehe.
Hope you are enjoying your weekend.
Love from Hammer

Molly and Taffy said...

Hope you are feeling better soon Amber. Your pampering session looked amazing.

Molly and Taffy

Abby said...

Spa? My humans? No way, I'll never get a spa.
Yours looks so fun! I don't think I'd eat the cucumbers, though...I'm not much of a veggie person. I hope you feel better soon, Amber! I was sick for awhile, too, but now I'm all better. I'm hopeing the same for you!

Dolly & Zoopy said...

Acidic juices like orange juice will not be good for your tummy..stay away from that..

Hope you are feeling good by now..

Dolly and Zoopy

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Amber...u are amazin' girlie...facials, drinkin' fresh oj with a straw??? And u let urself be photoed??

Wow...sorry bout you uncooperative back end not gettin' better...maybe you need to put the cucumbers back there for special healin' properties...good thing ya didn't eat'd really 'splode in the yard then!!

Still laughin' barks,

happy said...

Oh wow, a facial and a massage! Can it get any better? You sure are so lucky!

Comet and BLU said...

We love massages, but think we will skip the mud mask and cucumber eyes. You look very relaxed with them.

The Zoo Crew said...

How lucky you are to be having a spa day! And those cucumbers must feel so good on your eyes since you didn't eat them right away. Maybe your pictures will convince my mama that I need a spa day!

Peace + Paws,

Lucy Lu