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January 27, 2008

Do You Smell What The Chef Is Cooking?

I was "the" Chef at home yesterday. For din dins, I roasted a Miniature Turkey. I did all the work including, slaughtering the poor bugger, nah I'm not that good at it! I could never hurt another animal, not even a fly. But I love eating them! Harharhar!!! Hey, I'm an animal, whadaya expect? Then I also marinated the bugger & then put it in the oven, all by myself! Want proof that I cooked it? Well, here's the proof!

Buon giorno! Il mio nome รจ Amber de Solid Chef. Benvenuto!

Damn my Italian is goooood! Anyway, wanna see what I cooketed?

Guess what's it called? OMdoG, you're sooo right! It's called Miniature Turkey! How come you know? Oh, I must have mentioned it earlier on... Ooopsy!

Come closer. Come come closer... Can you smell it through the screen? Oh, I bet you can... 1-2-3, start droooooling!

Okay, now that you know what it is, I better get off this kitchen counter now becoz standing up like this is just giving me a serious back ache! And this spoon in my mouth tastes weird...

The moment I got off the counter, Chloe came sailing from no where & jumped on the counter too to see what's cooking.

Chloe trying to figure out how to use the tong so that she could grab the Miniature Turkey & run away. Silly girl! Why didn't she just use her mouth to do the job? Gee...

After all the work that I've done to cook the Turkey, I only got a few pieces of it. What is this man? Sigh... Hoomans never appreciate us dogs. Chloe & I also have got to eat the same kibbles that Lorenza's eating & that is, Royal Canin Obesity coz according to my mommy, we're fat! You serious?

But then I tasted the meat & it was magnifico! It was really squisito! Well, at least all my hard work payed off. My hoomans enjoyed eating the whole Turkey all by themselves! They said it's the best they've ever tasted soooo far! See, a dancing dog can cook too... *wink* Ciao!

70 comments:

BrandytheGreat said...

I'm hungry, Amber-Mae.
And its all your fault!!!


Grr...



Just kidding, I wouldn't be so angry if you just gave me a taste of it!!

Hrmph!!

Gotta go look for food now, tata..

BrandytheGreat and Gang.

Maggie & Mitch said...

You are such a character, Amber! Mom is always trying to dress me up in stuff like you wear and I won't go for it! It looks better on you anyway! Can we please be invited to dinner? Your turkey looks awesome! yummmmmmmmmm

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

River said...

Oh my dog Amber you are so seriously talented!!

HM says you need to come over and cook for us and she promises that you'll get a MUCH bigger dinner for your efforts.......

River

Mack said...

Not only are you beautiful, a great performer and smart, you can COOK too! What is your phone number again! heehee
Sugars,
Mack

Girasol said...

The apron and the oven mitt looks great on you!
Save a piece of that juicy & delicious turkey...I'm so hungry...

Pacco de Mongrel said...

OMD!! u know how 2 cook...

i only know how to eat...so embarassed of that fact..

maybe i shld learn some cooking skills too...

Maya and Kena said...

Wow!! You can dance AND cook!! You are one TALENTED dog Amber-Mae!!!!
The turkey looks delish! And yes, it really did make us drool!!
Have a great day!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena
PS. Thanks fur reading our post about Bruno...we hope he can get the surgery!

PetArtist said...

Amber-Mae you can come and cook for me anytime! But don't let my mum see you dressed up like that again, or you will giver her ideas - and I ain't ever wearing no dress!

Woofs

Turbo Taj

Twister & Furby said...

Oh ! You can cook too !!! Our Mum says we only know how to eat, better not show her your blog or she will force us to cook for her .
Luv
Twister & Furby

Agatha and Archie said...

Are you the most talented or wht? How adorable do you look cooking!!! And how much are we and PL2 drooling. We thought we could smell it through the computer!! Love A+A

Katie said...

Wow.. that was so good looking food. It is making us very hungry!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Amber!
Good job! That turkey looks delicious. And you look so pro dressed like a Chef!
Your kibbles are better than mine because your mom adds turkey to them! I will tell my mom about it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

4xBs said...

hi Amber, you look like you are an expert in the kitchen. that turkey is making us drool. yumm..... we can't believe you have to eat diet dog food. that sucks. we don't think you look fat at all. we think you look lovely!

woofers.

powder-puff said...

HEY Amber-mae!!!

I had no idea you were such a great cook!!

That chicken is drool-worthy, looks very delicous!!

Youre one lucky dog wish i had some of that chicken!!

peace out
puff

Boris said...

Hi Amber
Gosh, you really are clever. Mummy says that I just get under her feet in the kitchen!
Love Booxx

Joe Stains said...

ciao bella you did a great job cooking that turkey, but man did you get ripped off when it was time to eat!!

Sami said...

Amber-Mae,
How yummy that turkey looks! I drooled all over the computer keyboard looking at that yummy bird. OOPS...

You are an awesome chef and know your way around the kitchen. Maybe ....just maybe mommy would let me cook someday... A dog can dream!

How did you control yourself around that scrupulous bird?

And you speak Italian, WOW... I am so impressed.

I just can't keep my eyes off that yummy juicy turkey you cooked... I am gonna go beg mommy for some cooking lesson not those silly OB lessons! HUM!

Kisses & Licks.
Your Pal, Sami

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh Amber, can you come over and stay with me?? The dog lady is suck!! she doesn't know how to cook, mayb I should kick her out & let you stay with me. LOL

Mango said...

Where is Malaysia anyway? I've never been outside of Massachusetts, but it can't be too far, right? I'm there, darlin'! Stick another chicken in the oven (actually, make that two).

Your ever hungry pal,
Mango

ilovepearly said...

Turkey looks good, must be alot of work.

Kirby said...

MMmmmmm turkey, Amber you are a great chef! You are such a good girl to behave so well around food, I would have eaten that bird right off the counter. He he! Hope you enjoyed the turkey!!

Your pal,
Kirby

Helios said...

Wow, you're a great cook! Care to share the recipe with us?

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Holy Moly, Amber...you can cook??? And you wear an apron? Do you have ur own cooking show on TV????? We are soooooooo impressed. Though we must say for all of ur efforts that was a very small bowl of kibble and turkey for a big Golden like u...ya need to hold out for me if your gonna make the dinner!!!!!

Lacie!

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

The turkey looks soooo good!

Love
Boy n Baby

the Corgi Girls said...

OMD Amber! That looks delicious! Share your recipe with us!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That turkey looks yummmmmmmmy and you're such a pawsome cook Amber!

~ Girl girl

shushu, momo & kero said...

Hi amber-mae,
Wow - you can cook! The turkey looks delicious. We only know how to eat....hehe. Mind come over and give us some cooking lesson?

duo_disaster said...

Awww!!!

Where's our share!?!?

Amber! Those few stripes of Turkey goes to show how good ya cooking is that the Hooman just want more!

Thats GREAT news!

Licks,
Rudolf & Goofy

Goofy said...

my DOG!!! u can cook!!!!

Taipei Wife said...

I love you, Amber! You are AWESOME!!!

Furry hug for you!
Love, Dino

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Amber,
Ehhh.. you sure that's a 'mini turkey' or not? It looks suspiciously like a chicken to me. Anyway, turkey or chicken, it looks lip-smacking yummy to me!

Noah the Airedale said...

Ciao Amber-Mae,
That turkey looks scrummy...yum yum.
Jamie Oliver look out!!!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Natasha Fernz said...

Wowzers Amber!!!

you can cook too??? If I knew how to I wouldn't wait for Mommy to make me my din dins everyday...

Bon Apetit Amber..

Hugs
Cleo

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Amber Mae, you truly are an amazing doggie. I am proud to know a Solid Gold Dancer and a Solid Gold Cook.

You look cute in your apron!

and yes, I am drooooooling.


love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

this dog cheff is so cool...
amber.. you are the best..
we love you

jaffeboy said...

Wow, U R a great cook!!! The din din looks yummy!

Fred said...

Yummm! Wonder if I can cook anything in my kitchen...I'm sure my Old Girl wouldn't mind if I jumped up on the cabinet and had some sniffs! heehee

Seadra & Zoe said...

Our Mom wants to know if you can come to our house and cook a turkey for us.

We are so impressed with your cooking skills.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Simba said...

Thats a really handy trick to learn. I'm impressed.

Simba xx

wally said...

Whoa! YOu are a GREAT chef! And you look good in your apron. I'm very impressed (my ma ape is impressed you posed with the turkey without diving in head first).

wally.

Tofu Burger said...

um Miss Amber... can you try that recipe at my house? Just wondering....

Loves,
Tofu

Comet and BLU said...

That turkey looked delicious. You are a very good chef. Next time you will have to taste things while you are cooking just to make sure you get more.

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

golly you got talent! you even made mom drool! we're hungry now shucks

Love Licks & waggin TX tails

Kim said...

Wow, you sure have talent .... you are beautiful AND you can cook! I wish you would give my pups a few pointers. The turkey wouldn't even make it to the oven if they were doing the cooking. P.S. The apron and oven mitts look great on you - you are a fashion diva too....

chiyo said...

what IS a mini turkey? :) hee hee you got everyone drooling!!

are you kidding? with all that training and hooman agility you do, how can you be fat??

love..
chiyo

Deefor said...

You should have a canine cooking show! That little turkey looks yummy. Send that oven mitt photo to LOL dogs!

Deefor

Lacy said...

woofies Amber-Mae, Faith and Chloe...i c another pawsome pictur for the contests...u madeded me hungry wiff dat turkey....heehee u even madeded mama hungry...me agrees wiff who said u gonna haff ur own doggy cookin show...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

Fluffy Porsche said...

We love what we see on your blog. That's sooooo much foods. You are one very lucky pal. We wish we can do just what you are doing but we are too short to reach the kitchen top.

Wuvs
Fluffy & Porsche

Jackson said...

Hey Amber, I never knew you were such a good cook. I want to come and live with you! J x

Cassidy said...

There be no end to your talent Amber Mae! Me hopes me be just like you when me be big girl.

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Xsara ... said...

wow, you can cook too? amazing!

umekotyan said...

It is hot and the chef of , amber is perfect.
Chef's hat forgotten for a moment.
However, the chicken seems to be delicious.
Meal is in the stomach of amber wonderful.
hahaha:)

from loved ume tyan

wildcatsthree said...

Great job on the bird Amber. Mom gets a back ache when she cooks turkey too. Tell your humans you and Chloe need another serving - it's the least they can do after you slaved in the kitchen all day.
Abby & Rosie

p.s. thanks for joining in the challenge to increase clicks for the Animal Rescue Site

Dory and Liza said...

Amber -

Can you come to Boston and cook one of those tiny turkeys for you and me?? That was great and congrats on being PAWESOME Blog winner with me, You so deserve the honour and I am so proud we got it together!!

Have a great day and nothing says lovin like something from the oven!

Dory

holly said...

Wow, you are pretty amazing, Amber! I wish you could come over and teach me to cook. Then I could eat food all the time without waiting for mom and dad :)

We great dane puppies LOVE to eat, too!

little Behr

http://behrrake.wordpress.com/

Amber said...

Hey Amber mae! You CAN cook! How cool! Can you come over me kitchen and cook me some turkeys! I bet it taste good!! me gonna get me some of obesity kibbles too.

Amber :)

Ashley said...

You are quite the chef! Way to go!

Max's calendars have just arrived... so come check out the pictures and see who won the raffle!!!

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Oh Woo Amber-Mae,
You know the way to a fella's heart - thru his stomach! Yur meal sounds & looks yummy!
-Cosmos-

KB said...

grrrrrrrrrrreat job on the turkey!! mom had to wipe my mouth a gazillion times through your post b/c i couldn't stop drooling..

mmmm yummy

Asta said...

AmberMae
That looks esquisito!!! I think you and I should open a westauwant..we both love good food..we awe GOOOD!!! and you can weach the countew..what a team we'd make..magnifico!!!
tanti baci
Asta

Lucky Dog Boarding said...

::drools:: You've got me craving turkey, Amber! That looks soooo good. Your Mom must be so grateful for your help in the kitchen.

Wiggles,
Cassie

Mary Lou said...

Surfed on in here and it only took about 2 minutes of looking at the pics to know I had to blogroll you! Great site - I'll be back a LOT!

Hugs to your beautiful dog!

http://sparkychronicles.wordpress.com

Molly and Taffy said...

You really must be the "hostess with the mostess" Amber. Your cooking skills are incredible and the meat looks cooked to perfection.

Molly and Taffy

Jan said...

That was just plain mean of them. You should have had the whole miniature turkey. After all, you cooked it!

jans funny farm

Dolly & Zoopy said...

I am kind to animals too....

I only eat the legs off insects that come visiting my house..and I leave the insect's body (beetles, cockcroaches) intact.

*Smacking lips*
Dolly

MJ's doghouse said...

wow amber mae...are you comimg to joe and tanners super bowl party..cuz girl..you could totally make some of those miniature turkeys for a snack....you look amazing when you are cooking..

Koobuss said...

Oh Amber Mae, you are amazing. I know I could never cook a miniature turkey. I don't even think my mom could do it. (She likes to cook simple stuff!) I can smell the aroma all the way over here.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Dolly & Zoopy said...

You look so cute with the oven gloves on..

The turkey looked SO yummy even my Mommy is drooling...

Can you send us one turkey the next time you are cooking it again?

Woof,
Dolly and Zoopy

Little Miss Jada Kiss said...

WOW Amber ... PAWsome job! Mommy is not a good cook at all. In fact, Daddy wants to know if you would come cook for us?!

Woof! Woof!

Nevis said...

Wow, you have a patient dog! Amber is awesome to sit still for all of those pictures...!