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July 18, 2007

Kentucky Fried Chicken + Durians = Farting!

Ooooh last night was the most delicious night ever! My hooman(my mommy's daddy) brought home a BIG BIG box of spicy crispy Kentucky Fried Chicken!

I call them my 'dead meat'. Coz they're meat & they're dead! Hehehehe...

And my other hooman & my mommy brought home two large bags of stinky, mushy, rotten onion durians!

Look at how spiky they are...

Anyhoo, our din dins started off with some spicy crispy chicken! As usual, I got the 1st serving before Faith & Chloe. Woohoo!

Faster... Give it to me, before I drool all over your leg...

Okay enough with your picture takings! I don't care, I cannot wait any longer!

Fine then! You asked for it. Aaaggghhhh!

Oh gee... After all that waiting, I only get a pathetic small piece? That sucks! I'm going off to somebody else who will give me a BIGGER piece. Hhmmppff!

That's my drool... Nice piece of art isn't it? Hehehehe! Looks like a crop circle to me.

Faith also got one small pathetic piece... What's wrong with these hoomans???

Okay, next was durians! Last time I used to hate those mushy stuff coz the smell was just unbearable. But that night, my hooman stopped giving me anymore chicken coz she said that I was eating too much. So I just couldn't take it & just started licking the durian that was in my mommy's hand but still starring at my hooman's chicken, just pretending that the durian is the chicken. I know, how pathetic but it was that bad! But after that, I kinda liked it & I wanted more & more!


It wasn't that bad you know... It was quite delicious!

That's a lot of durians... I think I'm gonna fart like hell tonight!

Oh give it to me... Give it to me before I snap your fingers off!

Chloe loved it too... She eats anything!

Durians are for eating NOT for balancing!

Hehehehe, now my muzzle is all nice & smudged!

Oh! These stuff are just Finger Lickin' Good!

Buuuurrp!

41 comments:

Charlie said...

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Boo said...

STINKO AMBER-MAE! so, did you fart the whole nite? after eating those, u should remember to fart stink stink let the human suffer! kekekeke.

btw, i'm gonna post up the DOGS CHOICE cover you made for me. i didn't forget but just a little busy rite now.

wet wet licks

Boo

Bella said...

wowie zowie - that looks like quite a feast !!
Good Stuff
Wuffs
Bella

PreciOus said...

Oh Amber dear, I never imagine you would be eating durians after how you'd described it before! I have to see this for myself and here I am watching in amazement! You go girl!

Snuggle,
Precious

Oscar Airedale said...

So were you stinky all night, hehehe!

Licks
Oscar x

Simba said...

I bet it was really smelly in your house.

Simba xx

Maggie said...

This durian looks to be the consistence of an avacado - mushy and messy! It looks very good Amber! You look like you're really enjoying it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh Gosh!! Durian again??? Mommy hate durian seasons...its killing her. ehehhe

How come you always get the food 1st?? and the large 1, how bout the poor Faith?? She id too skinny, she should eat more and you amber....I think you shouldnt eat too much...

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Amber,
Heheh.. See, I told you durians are yummy!! Good thing you tried otherwise you'd have missed out something delicious.. mmmm.... (My mom claims that when I eat durian, my fart has a durian smell.. is urs like that too???)

ROSSI said...

Aik!!.. Amber dear.. u'r not suppose to eat those stinky fruit... am not going to talk to u for a day now.. :P...

Love
Golden Rossi

Lorenza said...

Hi, Amber.
At the begining I thought you were going to get the whole piece of chicken but its too bad that you got only a small piece of it!
So, you changed your mind about durians?? Looks like you enjoyed it a lot!
Have a nice day smelly friend
Lorenza

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Amber,
KFC!!!! It looks so crispy.....I'm drooling all over the laptop. Not too sure about the durians..my hoomans don't eat that so I doubt it'll ever appear in my house. maybe in my dreams...
I haven't had time to train Mom on the tricks..she's been busy at her leadership training this week.

Clover said...

Hi Amber! OMG that chicken looks sooo good. I haven't tried too much human food yet, but I KNOW that I must try that KFC.
Love Clover xo

Ricky Pepper said...

KFC! Wowee! We fart too when we have chicken or anything besides dog food for that matter, but mom doesn't know who does it since there are 3 of us. All I know is that is stinks like hell.
I never had durians, do they taste like onions?

xoxo,
Ricky

Ferndoggle said...

Those things look weird...not the chicken but the durians. Fart, not weird. Farting is Fun (especially when you see the humans nose wrinkle!!)

Lola

Tadpole said...

Oh Amber - Kentucky Fried Chicken is my very favoritest tasty yummy delicious scrumptious longed-for food in the WORLD!!! You're so LUCKY!!!!!

Sparky said...

Mmmmm, it all looks good! Any left overs for me?

Sparky

Toto said...

chicken, chicken, chicken, how I love chicken! Wags and licks, Toto

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

KFC is like one of my favorite foods! My Mom peels off her KFC skin and gives it to me. I'm quivering just thinking about it!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Pacco de Mongrel said...

is now really d durian season??
yesterday nite, my whole family was enjoying it..

but my owner hate that fruit so much until she claim tat she could hardly breath..

so as predicted she never let me try it..

btw...shame 2 said that i never tried b4 KFC too...

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

You are very bad.. now you are making us drool for KFC chicken..hehe.

So now that your muzzle has durians leftover. Do u dream of durians when u sleep?

Love
Boy n Baby

Joe Stains said...

I have never in my life had KFC OR Durian, I live a deprived life. I am so jealous!

Hui Min said...

did you chew the fried chicken before you swallowed? stupid HM didn't chew once, and she cut her throat on the crispy bits. how stupid was that??

hee yeah durians smell funny but taste yummy. mmmmm! not good to have some on your nose though, it's hard to lick it off!

love..
chiyo

p.s. yes please send some of your big poop over. so that i could pretend it was mine and fool HM and i won't need to eat so many green peas anymore

Goofy said...

KFC!!!! Wow.... I've never had a chance to try that. Mom never allow me to take the hooman food. Oh...I want that, please...
I shall beg mom for that, the next time the hooman family is having this.

Marvin The Dog said...

KFC - yes! Bring it on. But we never heard of those durian thingy ma jingys.....What the dogness are they?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Your pictures just made my human very very hungry


~ girl girl

Luna said...

DURIAN!!! I love durians.. yummm..

wow Amber, you can hide that all that huge whole KFC's breast part in your mouth.. cool!!

River said...

Wow what a yummy feast you had!

River

Putter said...

HHHHHMMMMMM! YUMMY!!!!! So tastiest!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

jaffeboy said...

Durian Durian Durian!!! I love love love!!!

Oh, do tell your mommy to peel off the meat from the seeds before feeding you. Safer la... hehehe...

Glad you had a nice din din.

Spencer said...

That was a lot of durians...never mind the farts, the durians smell bad enough, BOL!

Balboa & Mommy said...

I bet those were worth every stinky fart!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

chester.hi-flyer said...

KFC!!!!!! My fave!!!!!! I like the original flavour ones better though....tee hee hee!!!

Yummmmmmmmmm.....

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hehehehee, you are so funny!!!! Mama hasn't found any of that fruit yet around here. Maybe we can't get it. What fruit tastes similar to it, any?? Mmmmmm, tucky fried chicky!! Yummy stuff. Hope you didn't make too many smellies, hehehe! Have a great weekend!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Isabella said...

Oh yummy! Isn't human food just the bestest? We had some turkey this week and I cleaned my plate.
Big Wags,
Isabella

Jackson said...

Hey pal, I've never had KFC or durian. We don't get durians over here in the UK. I know they're stinky, but what do they taste like? J x

umekotyan said...

The smell of the durian is strong.
However, it is delicious.
Enjoy smelling. :)

from loved ume tyan

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

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Love
Opy

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Love
Opy

The Airechicks said...

Hey Amber:

KFC - oh mie ......Onions too...

Hope you guys got some air freshner or matches before you started dinner.....

Stanley said...

Amber,

You were making ME drool with all those chicken pics. The only thing that took my mind of the food was your bootiful juicy snout! My girl and I are suckers for big juicy dog nosies. Yours is particularly juicy and scrumptuous looking.

Sounds like you were a Gassy Girl after all that rich food. Too bad it's raining outside & you have to expel all that gas *inside* the house.

Your goober bud,
Stanley