Hey everyone! Ahhh...this is my first post finally done by non other than ME! Ooo...I'm so excited! Anyway, would like to share something with you all doggies about something my mommy's recently complaining about. Yes, can you imagine? She's complaining about me, Me, ME!
She's saying that I'm becoming like my sista, Faith. Choosy about my food. I won't eat my dry kibbles but only nice juicy human food like fried chicken backside, boiled chicken liver, curry mutton, McDonalds beef burger, butter rice, oooh-ho-ho-ho...*begins to drool* How can she be complaining about something like this? She said human food is very fattening. Oh mommy, you should look at yourself in the mirror! My heart is SO broken right now...
Come on, can you guys eat dry kibbles everyday too? I mean first of all, it's hard, dry, it's in pallet shape & all of them taste the same doesn't matter what the flavor is, right? It's like eating sawdust everyday for the rest of our lives...How can we doggies survive eating "things" like that? NO!!! I'm not gonna let my evil mommy do this to me. I must fight for my rights! Heeeheeeheee, if I can.
But sometimes she does pity me & gives me some delicious cake & the remaining fried chicken she eats. Come on, look at my face? How can you do this to such a pitiful face like me? I'm sure you other doggies are getting a chance to eat human food too. I know our owners are not as evil as we think they are...I know they are just trying to do the best they can for us & feed us the best food they have in the market. But I still disagree with the dry food part!
Oh and by the way fellas, some goodie news here. My fresh milk has reduced & my titties are going down. I'm no longer in this false pregnancy fantasy thingy! Yipeeeeee...! BUT, my sista Faith has it now. Oh for DOGness sakes! Hope she'll be fine & back to her normal self soon.