Step One: Bite a small chunk of the burger. Chew it slowly then swallow it. Give it a few seconds for it to go down before you take another bite.
Step Two: Bite another chunk out of it. Make sure you have a good balance of the meat & bread or else it will not taste nice. Believe me...
Step Three: Take another big chunk & another till there's no more left. Make sure before you finish it, tilt your head up a little so that you expose the inside of your nostrils just for the fun of it. If you're the type who's impatient & can't help it, have a hooman to help you out like mine. Yeah, I needed her help...
Step Four: Lick the burger wrapper clean & voila! You're done!
To add more fun, you could always shred the wrapper to pieces. I enjoy doing this all the time becoz it helps my digestion faster for some reason. Oh yeah it does!ANNOUNCEMENT!!! The new Blog is finally opened to the public & the "How I Love My Kong" Photo Contest has officially started! Head over to the new blog right now to get started!
My dogs eat their burgers in just one bite!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteThey should take some tips from you.
Thats how I eat my burgers from McDonalds...how cool is that.
ReplyDeleteI will head right over to the kong a thon blog.
Deetzy
DROOL!!!! That looks so good!
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Sitka
We eat our burgers bite by bite because we only get ONE bite. Too many of us and I have to share. I do get to shred the paper sometimes or somebody does. We really like to do that.
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River
w00f's Amber-Mae and Sistas...me iz sooo glad u showed me how to eat my burger...me just gulps it down....
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~rocky~
This was a very informative post. We are going to try this techniqe and let you know how it works for us.. Love A+A
ReplyDeleteOMG, you're making us drool, Amber! All the times mom promises us a whole hamburger to ourselves and then she bombs out on us! Evil woman!
ReplyDeleteWe're headed over to check out the new blog!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
The closest I've gotten to a burger lately was a mysterious package laying on the sidewalk ... H-Mom does them on the George Foreman and I am NEVER invited. I have a "sensitive" stomach (she says) ...
ReplyDelete*drools* That looks super yummy Amber mae!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was a great tutorial!! Whenever my family eats burgers, which isn't very often, I only eat the meat patty, becuase I don't like bread.
ReplyDeleteYou are seriously the luckiest dog in the world to get your own hamburger!
ReplyDeleteOMG Amber Mae, you got to eat a whole burger?!!! I'm drooling. My mommy gives me such little bits of people food, I'm surprised I can even taste it! We'll have to check out this other blog thingee.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Kodak
I only had one burger and it was for my first birthday. I think it is time to ask for a second one...
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Hi, Amber!
ReplyDeleteThose pictures made me feel like I was there at your house looking at you enjoying that burger!
I got the whole technique... now I need to find someone to give me a burger because I know my mom will not do it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
u alwiz makes me feeling hungry
ReplyDeleteI have never had a burger, if I ever do I will follow your guide to eating it.
ReplyDeleteSimba x
I can't believe it.. I never had a whole burger to myself!! I am with Simba, if I EVER get a burger, I will follow your guide... *cross paws*
ReplyDeleteWow...I've never eaten a burger like that before. Must bug Mom to buy me one! The only burger I got was bits and pieces for training...*sigh* Thanks for the tip!
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Amber-mae,
ReplyDeleteYou should write a book on the proper way to eat food. I am sure it would be a best seller. Very nice demonstration, especially the part about shredding the wrapper (I always do that too).''
Your friend,
Niamh
Amber_Mae, I wonder if you've been watching 'Inspector Rex'? It's a German police show with a dog as one of the stars and he always steals the ham rolls from the other (human) stars. He eats them just like you eat your hamburgers.
ReplyDeleteOoh! Tasty! You know how I feel about feasting. We should have a canine BBQ and cook us up some burgers! I like mine rare, please. Actually, I might even just eat mine raw. I'm too impatient to wait for it to cook!
ReplyDeleteVery informative. Great demonstration. I will make notes and study that. Now how to I get my humans to give me a burger? I just get little pieces when I'm lucky.
ReplyDeleteDeefor
Thanks for the lesson! You are very ladylike in your burger eating. And your nostrils are clean, too.
ReplyDeleteYou should see how my dogs eat their Mac ice-cream.
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bigbrownbearbear.blogspot.com
Thanks for the hamburger lesson, Amber! Looks like you did it just right!
ReplyDeleteDevoured in true lady like fashion.
ReplyDeleteYum Yum - never had burger, wallymelon or lollipop BUT I adore my kong.
love 'n'Snuffs
George
Oh wow Amber-Mae!
ReplyDeleteWe never knew there was an actual way to eat a burger! We don't eat burgers, but our humans do. After reading this, they'll be able to truly savor the deliciousness of the "Hamburger".
Thanks fur giving us this great advice! :D
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena
we sure do like the looks of that burger! we have had some experience eating cheeseburgers, but no human ever gave us any assistance! hee hee
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Amber you sure do make your juicy burger last. What a great idea to have your hooman hold it. You sure mad eme drool. Baylee gobbles her burgers up so fast that I would be afraid to hold hers...hee hee
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sami
YOU MADE ME DROOL!
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Boo
Awww Amber! I'm gonna have to practice & see if I can eat a yummy burger step by step!
ReplyDeleteLove & Licks,
Randi
You love it very much the paper which wrapped a hamburger.
ReplyDeleteHey Amber, thanks for the lesson, but I'm sad to say that I've NEVER had a burger! Not EVER. J x
ReplyDeleteYou are just so dainty eating your burger in three bites. And you even chewed! Amazing!
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Mango
Yum! My mom won't let me eat burgers, but maybe she'll get me a Kong!
ReplyDeleteWe love every picture of you ever taken. Seriously you are the most photogenic dog on earth.
ReplyDeleteI've never had a whole burger before. Next time I'm gonna tell my M I want my own burger.
ReplyDeleteI have not tried a burger before but I'll will eat the way you teach me. Thanks, sis!
ReplyDeleteOh, please come over, I'll have a surprise for you.
Love.
hihi! that look like a really delicious burger. u sure have patience! i gobble all my food up!!
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chinook
I have never had a burger. I will try and make the step by step.
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Thor
Very good tips for eating burgers. Congratulations on the new blog!
ReplyDeleteLevi's mom
We've never had burgers, can you believe it?! We need to work on Mum about this situation!
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M & I
Mmmmmm now I'm craving a burger. Must have burger!
ReplyDeleteYour pal,
Kirby
Thank you Amber-Mae for your thoughts and prayers that Charlotte comes home. Wow, a custome? I can't wait to see you in your custome Amber.
ReplyDeleteDeetzy
Hi!I want to try to eat a hamburger, too.
ReplyDeleteOh my dog that is the most delicious looking thing I have ever seen in my life! I will have to ask my mom to get me one of those!
ReplyDeleteAmber, I've never had the luxury of eating a Hooman Burger. It looks delicious! I always get to smell them because my Daddy eats them a lot. I need to look into getting a taste next time, and I will be sure to follow your directions.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
CoCo
You are the smartest Girlie, Amber!!! You broke down eatin' that burger into simple easy to manage steps...very educational!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you put ketchup on it before ya started??? MMMMMMMMM!!!
Barkies,
Lacie
Wow, you're tempting me..I might as well walk over to KFC and get meself one.
ReplyDeleteHi, Amber-Mae...
ReplyDeleteI love burgers, too...
Abby xxxooo
I'm a food hog and don't eat my burgers nearly as "neat" as you do!!
ReplyDeleteWillow
Wow such control and finness! We would never be able to do the three step thing! You are lucky to get a whole burger to yourself - we can only dream!
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J&D
I wanna burger toooo~
ReplyDelete~ Girl girl
I eat my burger like that sometimes I bite my master's hand...
ReplyDeleteOMD, such a polite eater you are! Stella would not have even bothered to unwrap it.
ReplyDeleteOMD, such a polite eater you are! Stella would not have even bothered to unwrap it.
ReplyDeleteAmber, you eat so daintily, what a sweetheart!
ReplyDeleteLove, Dino
I have to ask my mommy to get me a burger so that I can practice Amber-mae's eating burger standard protocol.
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Licks,
Preston
Hey Amber mae, great tips! I need to remember to chew my food before I swallow..
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Amber,
ReplyDeleteMy big brother Ziggy would eat that hamburger in one bite. He's a little piggish... Honestly though, I would eat it in one bite too if it wasn't bigger than my head!
Pedro
Hi!Amber.You have misunderstood it.Yesterday was my birthday.
ReplyDeleteHi Amber!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great burger eating tips!!
Love Clover xo
We can't believe you got the WHOLE burger! We just usually get little parts of it. I like your technique, but BLU thinks the bun should be spit on the floor and only the burger and cheese should be eaten.
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Hmmm, we normally do all the steps except the last one. Maybe next time we will do that too.
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Boy n Baby