1) I like to lick Faith's earwax... I find them quite tasty like honey.
2) I like to lick Faith's & Chloe's backside... Okay, this might be too much for you.
3) I love to eat my bad bad kitty sis's poop... Well, since I can't eat chocolate, poop will do just fine!
4) I was once run over by a bicycle my mommy rode on. It was a painful accident but I recovered real fast! Actually, this is a really secretive secret, I hope mommy won't see this...
5) I hate other dogs humping me! Doesn't matter whether they're males or females. Boo, don't ever try it with me...
6) I was once in this false pregnancy thingy & I nursed my hoomans mini garden stones just like as if they were my real babies... Wasn't I a good mother?
7) Some dogs don't like me becoz of my gorgeousness & intelligence... I was attacked by a few before but I never fought back coz I'm a good girl!
8) Eventually I did attack one Labrador before but that was becoz she kept on humping me non-stop! She kept on dominating me in MY HOUSE!!! So, I just had to show her her place... I'm number one - O.N.E! Get it? Got it?
9) I hate when my hoomans or my mommy try to hug me becoz I find it very hot...
10) I've been swiped a few times by kitties on the face, nose & one just under my eye. But I was just trying to make friends with them... Hhmmppff! Cats!
11) I sometimes disobey my hoomans & they would scold me. But still, I don't care!
12) My first name was NOT Amber-Mae. It was Tiara then Tyra like Tyra Banks...
13) I have a black dot on my tongue. Quite oogly actually!
14) I used to chew on my hoomans furniture but now, I don't do it anymore...
15) I'm a big show off & like to show off to other people what I can do! *wink*
16) I'm a bit scared of Faith. Yeah, that's right! That's why I never dare to go close to her food or toys...
17) I'm always in my own world... Who's never?
18) I hate being at the vet's! Whenever I see the check-up room, I'll claw the walls beside me & struggle for life! My tail's usually between my legs too & I shiver to death...
19) I hate being in a cage! I find it scawee & tight!
20) I hate baths(who doesn't?) but I love water!
Okay Boo, is this enough for you!? Gosh, I think I'm gonna faint now... I never thought that I have to reveal all my secrets ever in my life! Now I have to tag others. Let me see... What about you Bond & Chance-Lot?
Anyway here's a pretty picture of me for you to enjoy admiring at! Hehehehehe... See ya!
