Something new I've just learned! THIS you gotta watch guys... Trust me, you'll be amazed! I hope you will... IF you didn't know there was such things as doggies doing mathematics... hehehehehe!
How was I? Wasn't I good??? Kekekekeke... Noticed that I didn't answer when my mom asked me for the answer of 1 minus 1? Haha! Don't think I'm dumb... I know maths very well! You'll be suprised that I can do MORE than dancing & tricks...
Oh & yes! More goodie news to share with you all... We got more baby Guppies! Yeah yeah! They're sooo cute & they're almost the same size as my eye gunk. Today mommy cleaned the fish pot & she found out that there are 16 baby guppies!!! WOW! These fellas breed like no fishy business heh!?
See the baby guppies? They're soooo small...
Hope they will grow up big & healthy just like the others...
What's the other amazing news is, that my mommy's mom(my hooman) just got hired for a RM10,000 job! AND today, my father was hired for a RM6,000 job! And we have 16 new baby guppies, this is no bullshit guys... This is really luck luck luck! We're gonna be RICH soon! Woohoo!
Ahhh... Finally mommy's got time to help me with this. Oh but wait, before I start I wanna tell you all that mommy's sick. Well, not really but she's about to become sick. She told me that she thinks she's gonna get sore throat & cough coz she's got some weird sandy feeling in her throat when she gulps. Gross!
Anyhoo, let us not keep waiting! So here it is. Ooooo, this is gonna be a LOT of fun!
1. Your age? I'll be 18 months old this month, I think...
2. Your age when came to live with your people? Oh, around 3 months old.
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? I don't wear collar actually. I wear choke chain all the time coz mommy don't bother to take it off after training... Call her lazy!
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... No one else! Seriously!
5. How much do you weigh? I now weigh 31kg.Heavy but I'm very slim & have sexy curves... *wink*
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? My hooman's rocking chair? But neh, that thingy was quite cheap actually...
7. Do you like other Dogs? Oh YES! But I hate those who try to dominate me by humping me... Don't ever try that with me, I tell ya. I'm warning you...
8. Who is your best non-human friend? My monkey sistas Faith & Chloe!
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Tennis balls but if I have no choice then I don't mind squeaky toys too but they must be in round shape.
10. Do you like to be brushed? I don't mind being brushed but there are some places that I don't like being brushed...
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Cheesy cheese! Yummy...
12. Do your people cut your toenails? Since the day I was adopted until now, my nails have not grown even an inch. So my nails don't need to be cut, lucky me!
13. Any formal education? Of course! I've been OB trained since I was 3 months old & now I'm in Intermediate(the most hardest level of them all...) And I have always been the youngest in my class even now. I'm also doing Agility, Flyball & Musical Freestyle. Does those count as education too?
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Half half. I will be a couch potato when I'm totally bored but I can be an energizer bunny when my mommy takes out my ball & plays with me...
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Ambush, Ber Ber, Smelly, Monkey, Eeeeeeambush-a-Mae!
The first trick I did is called the 'Flip'. This is the new trick that I wanted to show you all...
16. What is your best trick? Woh! I have sooooo many best tricks! A dancing dog has gotta learn a lot right!? I think I would say Spinning(but mommy calls in 'turn') both ways. That was the 1st trick I learned.
17. Do you like kitties? I've always liked kitties but they are sooo mean to me. So now, I HATE them!
18. What did you have for breakfast? I had some dry kibbles, with veggies & porky soup.
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? No actually... I'm a very gentle girl & I'm very friendly towards every living thing. Altho I've tried to eat the bird they used during my commercial shoot, hehehe! But errr... does soft toys count? I've killed a few of those with the help of my sistas.
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? Hmmm... I think a month ago when my hooman found a puddle of gooey poo in the porch & she thought it was me when actually it wasn't. Innocent me & silly hooman!
21. Where do you sleep at night? In my hooman's bed room, on the cold floor...
22. Do you like to swim? Oh yeah! Swimming is my middle name!
23. Can you make puppies? I wish I could but mommy said cannot coz of my hip prob, not fair!
24. Do you give kisses? NO! I don't like giving kisses unless mommy asks me to...
25. Can you potty on command? Nu-uh! I do it when I have to...
I saw something up the tree last week, something very familiar. It had a lot of fur, it was white in color with brownish & black markings on it, had four legs & is a size of a cat. What could it be??? I took a closer look... and... Ahaaaa!!! It's one of those stinky kitty cats! Ahahaha, got cha!
You see how badly I wanted that kitty cat to come down? It's my neighbor's cat actually. They have a bout 10 of them & they like to let their cats roam around freely & sometimes, I get the opportunity to chase after them when I see any of them out. Wahahahahaha!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty... Don't be scared, I just want to play with ya. Come down... I won't hurt ya, I prooomise! *wink*
Kitty cat: "Get lost, you stinking poop! You see my evil face? You see???"
What did you say to me!? Sheesh! CATS! Can never understand them... Fine then! You can stay up there as looong as you want! You can have the tree, I don't want. I'm going back home... You're boooring! Ciaoz!
A special package arrived our loverly home on Saturday... Good thing mommy was home that time to take a video of me trying to open the mysterious package. Who's it from? What's it? What's inside??? It's from handsome Benjamin! Thank you thank you thank you sooooo sooooo sooooo much BenBen!!! That's sooo sweet of ya. Whatever it is inside the package is about to be revealed to ya'll... Are you ready for this? Here goes!
Haha! Look! We got treats, loads of TREATS!!! Mmmm... I knew it was treats coz even before I tore the package open, something smelled real good inside of it. Yummy!
Here's me posing pweettily with the treats...
The first thing that caught my nose was that packet of bone biscuits. I couldn't wait to get a bite of it! But WAIT!!! I had to do my famous 'balancing & catching treat' trick 1st. Chloe & Faith didn't have to do it, how come I have to??? Do you think that was fair friends? I don't think so...
And to show Benjamin how much I appreciated & loved it, this is for ya! Don't I just look drop dead gorgeous in that picture? Of course, this picture is also dedicated to the other boys out there. Boo like it?
How are you all feeling this Sunday? I'm good... I'm good... Had my OB class today & my trainer was finally proud of me when I finally retrieved my dumbbell over broad jump. Hehehehe, I can finally do it! I still gotta work on my 'left about turn' though. Not smooth yet. We also went to some place where they had an All Breed Championship Show. I was quite bored there coz the people there were not friendly & welcoming at all even the janitors. Oh whatever!
Anyway, I've promised to some of you that I would show you my pets some time ago. So here they are finally...
Here are my fishy pets!
Oscar, I have Guppies too! About 14 of them or maybe less... I adopted them two months ago & that time we had probably more than 20 Guppies but 6 of them died, thanks to mommy!
Here they are hiding in the rocks & under the leaves... The four wee babies have grown up a lot! There are more males in there & only two females. I'm still waiting for more babies! Why are they taking sooooo long?
Okay, enough about the fishies! Here's my 2nd pet. A birdie who my hooman named it Tweety coz it tweets a lot every morning.
I actually wanted to name it Butchy Snickers coz Butchy & Snickers named one of their own Kois my name, Amber. But mommy says it's a bit too long for a small bird like him. But mommy eventually agreed to name it Tweety Butchy Snickers. But we call it Tweety for short... hehehehe!
And this is my third pet, Ginny the three legged fatty black cat! She's a freak of nature... Hahaha!
*ahem* Excuse me my friends, please mind her face... She always looks so angry when mommy tries to take pictures of her. But hey, guess what? I like to lick her earwax too... It has a different taste then Faith's earwax. Forgive me if this sounds too gross for ya. Kekekeke!
Twix, this is for ya! See!? She got no leg! Don't worry Twix, you're not the only one with three legs. Oh, there are plenty out there, trust me...
Actually, I have one more pet to show you. It's my other pet cat named Tinkerbell. But she refuses to come out & when I'm around her... She's sooooo unfriendly! Hmmmppff! CATS! They are only good for chasing & bullying. Am I right guys?
I wanna show you guys what I eat every morning for my breakfast. I eat a variety of food but of course, the main thing that's usually in my bowl is my dry kibbles. Can't run away from that... But anyway, enjoy looking at my yum yum food & go ahead if you need to drool. I know you won't be able to keep your saliva in your mouth the moment you see my delicious food, hehehehe!
Sometimes I get to eat this... Brown rice with LOTS of veggies! Too much veggies, yucks!
Sometimes this with chicken neck & pieces of egg whites. Yummy!
Or sometimes we get chicken neck with lots of veggies & raw oats...
Sometimes with a lot of brown rice, chopped veggie stems & oats mixed with raw egg...
Sometimes pasta with minced meat mixed with melted butter... Or sometimes it's just,
THIS! How booooring...
What about you fellas? What do guys get to eat every morning? Come share with us all! Happy Thursday every doggies & Girl Girl!!!
I rejoined my OB class again yesterday coz I've finally mastered my fetching command. Well, still not very good but I still do it anyway... I even carried my plastic bag of poo after I poo pooed out my din dins last night when my mommy asked me to despite how it smelled. It was smelly... fooooooh!
We chose, well actually, I chose a place behind the cafe on a big patio... There were quite a number of people there & all are mostly whites.
Anyway after our training we went to a new place called Plaza Damas. This shopping complex is very dog friendly. My hooman's friend suggested to them about this place & is best to go at night where all the buzz starts. Yesterday when we went there, it was still early & so only half the shops & cafes were open. But wait! We doggies are NOT allowed to walk inside the shopping mall but only outside. There are indoor & outdoor shops. That place is BIG & it has a lot of cafes!
And I have just found out that Boo goes there for his grooming at the House of Groomers(there are pet shops there too by the way...) He said he's been going there for like the past 5 months. Boo, you never told me!
This is Big Boy with his owner...
Wow Wow Cafe is like the "hot spot" for hoomans & canines but it was closed when we reached there so we went to the upper floor where there was a Australian Cafe & a pet shop. We dropped by the pet shop 1st to ask the cashier which cafe allows dogs. He said ALL the cafes allow dogs! So okay, then we went to the Australian cafe to have our lunch lunch. Oh boy, was it dogalicious!!! We hung out with our friend too, Big Boy the big casanova(nowadays, he never hump me anymore... I think he finally got my message, hehe!)
Here's the food that my hoomans ordered... It wasn't that cheap but it was all worth it! We got to eat what the westerners eat! The dish had everything that WE doggies eat, heeeheeeheee...
But as usual, I got the 1st bite. Mmmm... give me that piggy sausage!
Ouch! This sausage is freakin HOT!!!
Chloe got a bite of it too...
And of course, Faith got a bite of it too!
NEXT is Kebab... Western style! Yummy yum yum!
You can watch the video below my mommy took. I pretty much didn't do anything in the vid coz I was too tired after training yesterdat... But Big Boy is such a smart boy! He willingly takes the dumbell when his hooman asks him to. He loves to fetch things! And he even helps carry a plastic bag of stuff when he comes for training & to the car when it was time to go home.
Here are our new toys we bought from the pet shop. Gosh, I can't remember the name of the pet shop but they sure sold a lot of stuff we've never seen before. We even met a some kind of porcupine all curled up in his wee house. Cute fella! I just wanted to EAT it!!! But I'm scared that I'll get pricked all over the mouth... Hehehehe!
Here are our treats & toys! I think you would have guessed it already which one's MY toy...
Mommy bought us three a bag of doggie mini chocolate chips! We tried some today & it doesn't taste as great as it smells... For me lah! For the other two, well I think they don't mind the taste coz it's slightly milky but salty altho there's no salt added in the ingredients. Weird!
And look! Mommy bought Chloe Mr.Bean's muted teddy bear! Look at his doofus face... Haha!
Haha! FINALLY I'm tagged for this game! Thank you Sasha for tagging me. I've been like waiting for a looooong time for someone to tag me. This game sounds a lot of fun & I've already found my celebrity look-a-like ages ago but was just waiting for that special doggie or maybe Girl Girl to tag me. Okay okay! Here's my celebrity look-a-like...
BRITNEY SPROX!!! I mean Britney Spears... *wink*
Don't we both just look the same? I think so... I mean, we both have blond hair, we both have cute slim sexay bodies, no flabbies... We have yummy luscious lips, we have the same hazel eyes, we got good shiny complexion AND we both have the same mushroom hat! Ahahahahaha!!! And see, it's even on the same side of our heads... Wait! Wait! Wait! Still more to go. We both are tall(yes, I'm considered tall too), we both can dance to the rhythm(wa-cha-ka-la-ka-boom!) AND let us all not forget, we both are SUPERSTARS!!! Oh yeah baby! Hahahaha! Did I forget anything else? Hehe...
So who am I gonna tag now? I'll tag Boo Casanova. Hey, have you been tagged yet? I don't see anything yet in your bloggy yet so that means, YOU'RE IT!
Last Sunday we didn't have any OB class so we just went to the park anyway, to run around & have good exercise. Since it was still early & we had nothing else to do, we decided to go to Ikano. It's a shopping mall & the ONLY shopping mall in Malaysia that allows dogs. Well, of course dogs were not allowed to walk the whole shopping mall. Dogs are only allowed to walk in the big pet store called Pet Safari which is located in the highest floor & just a small area outside of it.
Hehehe, we got to ride in an elevator! So FUN!!! Tell me, how many doggies in this world get an opportunity to ride in an elevator? We get to ride in a car, in an elevator, what's next? An airplane? Wow, that would be awesome!
We really attracted a lot of people there ya know & I mean A LOT! Ofcourse I was the main attraction there when I performed some tricks. It always feels nice performing in front of a big crowd coz I always know that I'll get lots of applause from the audience. Heeeeheeee... Chloe on the other hand was still a little bit exhausted from running in the field before we came here. She just did what she does best, sleep... Faith also attracted some Dalmatian lovers/fans. They all seem to know that she's a Dalmatian. And many people mistaken me as a Labrador, boohoo! I wonder why? Maybe becoz of that famous doggie movie 101 Dalmatians, who knows? We also bought some new toys but we'll get on that later. Meanwhile...
After a good 2 hours in the pet shop, we headed back to our car & had some McDonalds burger & chiiiiiiiiips!!! (Miss Sunshade, you wouldn't mind right if I borrowed your 'chiiiiiiips' line for this post?) It was soooooooooooo dogalicious especially the beef burger, mmmm-mmm... The smell really gets you drooooo-ling ya know? Why can't we have burger for breakfast, lunch, dinner & supper everyday for the rest of our lives? *Sigh*
Oh yes, you're going into my stomach!
Chloe's turn...
Then, Faith's...
Since Shrek 3 the movie was like "the big thing" here in Malaysia, McDonalds decided to hire Shrek himself all the way from the swamp to make some... Ogrechips! It tasted & smelled like one too...
Oooo... Chloe loved it! I HATED it coz it tasted weird... Chips were never my kind of food whether it tastes like an ogre or not.
Anyhoo, the moment you guys have been waiting for... Our brand new toys!
Nice toys huh? Guess which one is my toy?
Okay anyway, you see the greenball on top of that freezbee? It was pawfectly intact the day we took this picture of it but today, it looks like...
See the baby guppies? They're soooo small...
Hope they will grow up big & healthy just like the others...
